Merry Shark-mas

Christmas of 2022 I was told that under no circumstances could I use wrapping paper with sharks on it. The paper had to be red to match the aesthetic that year. I didn’t like that, so I taught myself how to create infinite repeating patterns and took it upon myself to illustrate a red-on-red shark paper and have it professionally printed so I could use it for Christmas. The paper went undetected under the tree until the day of when everyone finally noticed and adored it. They did not, however, adore the shark-shaped glitter I put in every present as revenge for telling me I couldn’t use the paper I wanted.